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Old September 26th, 2009, 08:07 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Cass got millions of punchlines but heres one

why you mad boy cuz you catch cabs boy and you gettin' paid less paper than my bag boy?
You a hater thats sad boy cuz your mom even like me i might be your dad boy
You a mess stop i know you upset ock but you better watch how you talkin' to your step pop.
Watch I'm ma be going in your fridge and walking round with my boxers on in your crib kid
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Old September 29th, 2009, 03:46 PM   #2 (permalink)
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hmm... weezy got more similes and metaphors but he got a few punchlines
Lil Wayne - "Ill Murk You, Like I Birthed You"
"I Got a 44, You Like 44, Im 24, I Could Murk You & Come Home When Im 44!"

ehh thats all i can think of now, ill post more later
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Old September 30th, 2009, 07:19 PM   #3 (permalink)
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"when i was 5 my favorite movie was tha gremlins
aint got shit to do with this i just thought that i should mention" best line ever lmao
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Old October 6th, 2009, 06:25 PM   #4 (permalink)
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wayne is shit compared to Big L or Big Pun.

anything from Big L is dope.
Same with Pun.

but here's one.

"A man with no arms said I'm the best hands down" Ludacris.
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Old October 8th, 2009, 04:15 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Big L
"Battles, I lose none, I make crews run
I got 10 fingers but only use one"
"Ima money getter, also a honey hitter
You think you better than L? Haha yousa funny nigga"
"Im so ahead of my time my parents havent met yet"
"I wasn't poor i was Po i coudln't afford the or"

my favorite big l punchline is

"Hopped out tha Lincoln, left em stinkin
Put his brains in tha streets... now you can see what he was just thinkin!!" damn...
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Old October 14th, 2009, 05:59 PM   #6 (permalink)
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i think we steady mobbin is onna his best songs
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Old October 18th, 2009, 03:08 AM   #7 (permalink)
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^^^ wayne can do way better than that song.
wayne is shit now.
his words are not real.
recognize real hip-hop.
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Old December 19th, 2009, 04:12 PM   #8 (permalink)
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"You suck dick, I succeed" off Spit (In Your Face)- Weezy ft. Kevineezy
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Old December 20th, 2009, 09:55 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Jay has tha best punchline eva. 'im so far ahead of time im about to start anouther life, look behind you im about to pass you twice!!!'
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Old December 21st, 2009, 03:12 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I'll go with these lines. Some 15 year old Eminem.

"A brainiac in fact son, you mainly lack attraction
You looking zany whack with just a fraction of my tracks spun
My rhyming skills got you climbing hills
I travel through your mind until you spine like siren drills"
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